Weebles Poetry Slam!

Madame Weebles —  April 10, 2012 — 6 Comments

We had quite a turnout for the First Annual Weebles Poetry Slam last night. There were some extraordinary performances—this was truly spoken-word artistry at its best.

For those of you who couldn’t attend, I’m going to share a few of the poems that drew the most raves.

First, Ebenezer’s twist on the classic limerick was both mesmerizing and alarming:

There once was an old man named Smee
Who spent his whole life on the sea
But one tragic day
A shark came his way
And ate him

Lionel brought down the house with this stirring anthem, but the judges felt that his piece sampled too heavily from The Prodigy to qualify for a prize:

Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up
Scratch my itch up
Rip my stitch up
Flip my switch up
Burn my witch up
Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up

And Henrietta made the audience cry with her moving haiku:

I want to lie down
But I always pop back up
Those Hasbro fuckers

All in all it was a great evening, and next year will surely be even better!

6 responses to Weebles Poetry Slam!


    Roses are red
    Weebles are blue
    I dig your rhymes


    I will pass along your kind words to Ebenezer, Lionel and Henrietta ;)


    Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes. Deliberately bad poetry is perhaps the most fun thing to write.

    Here’s one for you:

    Damian Hurst: The Poem
    Is it art? Is it wank?
    Or is it a shark in a tank?

Trackbacks and Pingbacks:

  1. Please enjoy another hot dead guy | Fear No Weebles - April 26, 2012

    [...] right now, otherwise I’d ask this fine-looking gentleman to be my special guest at our next Weebles Poetry Slam. I’d have the best arm candy of anyone in the room. Share [...]


Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s