UPDATE: It seems that I’m pretty clueless about what the kids today are reading—these are from a published book. So I’m probably posting these excerpts illegally. Eh.
A friend of mine emailed these to me ages ago—I don’t know where he got them so I can’t give appropriate credit, unfortunately. But I thought they were pretty damned funny so I thought I would share them with you.
This would be a fun way of teaching history, actually.