This one is for daisyfae because she’s the one who inspired it. After our Hot Dead Guy Sweet 16, she suggested having an “I’d Do Him/Her Even if He/She Was a Zombie” contest.
Because let’s face it: there are some people who are so excruciatingly sexy, so unbearably gorgeous, so devastatingly attractive, that you’d still want them even if they were zombies.
So here we go. It’s not a contest, but I’m opening this up for discussion. Very serious, mature, sophisticated, salon-type discussion, of course.
My Top Three Hot Undead Guys (in no particular order):
I’m sure you’re all familiar with him by now. I know he’s no longer with us, but I think Mr. Cornelius is one of the dreamiest gentlemen ever to grace this planet. I’d still pine and swoon for him even if he were an undead Victorian madman.
I could be in a permanent vegetative state and still be able to sense the hotness emanating from The Fassbender. It’s ridiculous how delicious he is. Zombification would do nothing to diminish this.
Geddy shows up in my dreams at least once a week now. He’s the only guy I have ever had recurring dreams about. He’s hot, and he also obviously has some sort of hypnotic power over my conscious and subconscious mind. I see no reason why he wouldn’t still have this power over me if he were a zombie.
Now it’s your turn. And you can’t include your significant other in this—that’s cheating.