Well, this is embarrassing.
It appears that a huge fucking MEA CULPA is in order. Thanks to Le Clown, who shared my last post via Twitter, one of the WordPress code wranglers learned of my plight. He investigated, and it turns out that somehow my photo disappeared somewhere between one of my post saves and the Autosave.
No WordPress shenanigans at all.
I’m very sorry, WordPress peeps—thank you for NOT censoring me after all. I have now put the “Die, Motherfuckers” photo in its rightful place, here, in all its glory.
So it seems that I’m just a colossal spaz in terms of checking my saves. Oops. But FUCK YOU, Autosave. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Also, bite me.
Also, even though it didn’t play a factor here after all, censorship can fuck itself anyway. Always and forever.
Guess I missed something but whatever it was musta been good.. it starts with the word “fuck”
Happy Holidays Ms. Weebles!!!
Thanks Lynne, you too! The saga starts with my first post of the day (which was the only one that was planned), so work from there if you want to know what you missed!
Well, THIS is embarrassing. Good to know you at least weren’t being censored. I hate to miss all of those beautiful swear words. They’re fucking fantastic.
I fucking love that you understand, my brother. Fucking high-five, man.
Absolutely. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Fuck.
It takes a sstrong woman to admit a mistake like that.
Fuck ketchup.
(No particular reason. I’m just not a fan.)
It’s only fair, I maligned WP pretty unfairly, so I owed them an apology. And fuck ketchup! Although I actually like ketchup, I’ll say “fuck it” on your behalf, Guap.
Madame Weebles,
I’m glad this happened for the sole reason that it somewhat justifies my choice to blog on WordPress. Automattic reacted to your post after my tweet, investigated, and brought resolution. They didn’t delete nor denied the “bad press” generated by your post; instead, they were vocal about their stance on censorship… which is the same as ours.
For this, I thank Stephane for looking into it, and working with us WordPress bloggers.
Le Clown
Big props to Stephane, definitely. I’m sorry I had to make myself look like an ass for us to learn of their integrity, but hey, what the fuck.
Weebs.
I should add… There were major changes to the WP Dashboard, and myself have seen a post (the Montreal one) being reverted to an earlier one a few weeks back… and Autosave would have been the culprit. Nothing to feel bad about, friend…
Le Clown
I remember that—that was weird. Fuck you and your mind games, Autosave.
Doh! I hate when that happens!
It’s a good lesson learned, Nancy! At least, I think. Knowing me, I’ll shoot first and ask questions later at some point again in the future!
Well at least we now know how WP Feels about the whole fucking thing! lol
Fuck mistakes. And fuck folks who can’t admit them.
Fuck them indeed, Elyse!
This is so satisfying. Fuck conventional language.
But you gave me an opportunity to bash people that ‘read’ without reading…thank you for that…
They deserve to be bashed so it’s still worth it!
Are you still milking the word ‘fuck’?
Well, let’s see. The title of the posts all have “Fuck you” in them. So, yeah.
Ah, Autosave. Torturing brilliant minds everywhere! On that note I share with you autocorrect, a helpful cousin. Although everyone has likely already seen this, I still am laughing about it and have the top 25 autocorrects of 2012 (as compiled by someone).
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012
Aren’t those fantastic? I posted the link on Facebook because I thought they were so funny. I laughed my ass off.
Yes, there was a lot of snorting at my end. God Donkey to us all.
Too fucking funny! Now… to go read the original post that started all this.
Incidentally, I love how your name shows up on Twitter: MadWeebles.
I’ve been spending the afternoon wiping the egg off my face and stuff. Yeah, I thought MadWeebles would be an appropriate abbreviation!
whew! WordPress is no longer on my naughty list!
Right? What a relief. And I still had fun with my censorship rant anyway.
We all had fun with those! Have a wonderful Holiday!
It’s “Drink-thirty”. i’m starting early because of the holiday. Cheers!
I probably should have started earlier. Bottoms up, girl!
I can’t wait to marry you – it’s great that you did a third addendum.
We’re having ziti at the wedding reception, aren’t we?
Yes – of course – I wouldn’t not have ziti!
Censorship definitely needs to fuck itself.
It does! Multiple times, in fact.
I read through the first post and then the two addenda – notice that I got the plural correct? – and can I only say that I never, never, never want to cross you.
I commend your proper pluralization of “addendum”! Also, you can cross me anytime, fella. I love cranky men.
fuck.
(just joining the party is all)
You are always extremely welcome at this party, Cooper.
Note to self: Never get on Weebs’ bad side.
It’ll never happen, Frank. Never!
Absolutely not … I scared to death!
Le Clown speaks . . . WordPress listens. Such power.
If I had known he had this sort of influence, I would have made much bigger demands.
Not too late! Ask for a Rolls Royce. You would look good in one.
I like the way you think, Robin.
No time to read all the replies… so just FUCK EVERYTHING!!!
That’s a pretty safe blanket statement to cover it all, Panda!
Ha, yay for wordpress coders!
He’s good people!
So much for the big anti-censorship parade I was going to throw after reading your last post. I enjoyed reading the progression of these throughout my day.
It’s been pretty comical, hasn’t it?? Can we have a parade anyway?
Madame, I’m begining to worry about you. Three corrections?! Blimey, you really know how to go overboard
but I’m glad you got it all sorted out (and before I’d read it in the first place).
Cheers!
Hi Nigel!!! I can see how you might get the idea that I’ve gone off the deep end. But it was one correction, really, just two addenda! Honest!
Well, first I wanted to tease you a bit and say that you are now qualified to work for a 24-hour cable news channel. But then it dawned on me that no such channel would ever hire you because you quickly admitted your mistake and were sincerely sorry.
Hm. Have you ever thought about a fuck you to 24-hour news channels? ‘Cause that would kick ass.
That’s a good subject for a rant, 24-hour news channels. I hate them. I know, I jumped the gun on that Fuck you, censorship rant, but hey, I never said I wasn’t rash or impudent.
What the fuck? Lol
You missed all kinds of drama, Mike! Good times!
wow…based on the comments, I sure did. lol
Weebs,
I was up skiing all day today, so I’m late commenting here, but I just want you to know that this was funny and poignant and you’re a swell gal. And WP rocks which is one of the many reasons I’m glad to be a part of it. Not to mention (okay I’m mentioning it) I got to meet you!
Cathy
Yes, I’ve always appreciated WP and I was very relieved to know that it was not, in fact, a censorship thing. So I stand corrected, chastened, and pleased! And you’re absolutely right, without WP, I wouldn’t have met you or any of the other extraordinary people here. So it’s all good.
I’m glad to have provided you with some good entertainment, Joe! I find it pretty funny myself, especially when I read them backwards too. Good times…
What a relief, Weebs! It’s good you spoke out, otherwise it would have been ignored. I think there’s lots of glitchy things in WordPress. Every now and then I experience them. It probably felt good to get all those “fuck yous” out, right? So, there’s that!
I have to admit, I did feel much better after those rants, Bumble. Evidently several people I know have had WP glitchy things happen to them so I’m glad it’s not just me!
Agree with every fucking word Weebly.
xo
One of the many reasons I love you, Mistress.
Right back at ya Weebly. xo
Ironic how Twitter actually ended being the social media site with the censorship issues…
Once again, I’m late in replying to comments. Must be all the cookies.
And right? Since when is Twitter all Big Brother? What the fuck??
I think it was a case of the cookie coma for sure!
Yeah, freaking ridiculous!!
I usually write my posts the day before and set them to kick in at midnight the next day. The next morning a go and check my page to re-read what I wrote and check my spelling/grammer. But, sometimes, I have to re-post because pictures or sections of text disappear or the whole page gets scrambled. Computers and internet are lovely things when they work.
They are indeed, Wanda, when they work!
Oh Madame Weebles, you could have caused a war on censorship! I was ready to rant about how they had censored one of your rants!
I know! I’m glad I found out what really happened before I started rioting and setting blogs on fire!
Stuff like this happens to me all the time.
I’ll be in the middle of a somewhat coherent thought for once, then, with no warning things g
Man, I know this one, Sig, I reall
Autosave and autocorrect – in fact, it seems most computer-related things which are supposed to happen “automatically” appear to be designed to mostly mess things up for us. It’s probably some sort of conspiracy or something…
You’re right, faith–instead of making things easier, they end up making things far less convenient, don’t they. Hmm. You may be right about the conspiracy thing.
At least the autocorrect feature provides amusement. Autosave just provides annoyance.
The title alone rocked!
Thank you, sir!
I love this fucking post Madame Weebles it has such a gritty edge to it but I know exactly what you mean with those shitty saves, and you are right they sometimes do come back to bite us, or is that just too fucking naughty?
lmao
Hey did someone just swear then? Wow three times in one comment I will have to slap my wrists for that one
lol
Have a fun Valentine’s Day Madame Weebles
xxx
and watch out for those Save Gremlins
Swear away, my good man, fuck yeah! And thank you—yes, I was a little embarrassed after my previous screed, to discover that it was just Autosave fucking with me, but oh well….