I really have nothing to say in relation to that, I just wanted to say “lend me your rears.”
You may or may not have noticed an absence of posts here. I’ve been lazy and tired, suffering from holiday blues, and catching up on all the TV shows on my DVR. And I was in the kitchen a lot of the time, baking cookies and stuff. My well of clever post ideas dried up, and then the well itself crumbled into a pile of unattractive ruins.
Meanwhile, you people have become insanely prolific over the past few weeks. What the fuck? Every day I get a metric assload of email notifications about new posts (I’m using the metric measurement for the benefit of our non-American readers, by the way—you’re welcome). How am I supposed keep up with all of you? Contrary to popular belief, I am, in fact, a mere mortal. So cut a sister a break.
But enough about me. How are YOU?