I’m sitting here crying like a little bitch. And it’s all Le Clown’s fault. Look at this post.
That’s right, 45 years ago today, Madame Weebles was unleashed on the world. I know, you thought I was a lot older. I get that a lot.
So here I am, reading this EPIC birthday post that Le Clown wrote—he also managed to assemble an All-Star roster of bloggers to participate. Birthday greetings would have been fantastic enough, but there are videos, fancy poems, photos, artwork…holy fuck, it’s incredible. I can’t even imagine how much time and effort it took for Eric—or for any of you—to do this, but I am stunned and moved and flabbergasted and tickled pink and purple by all of it. Good thing I hadn’t put on any makeup yet because otherwise I’d look like this:
Seriously, this is amazing. You’re amazing. I feel amazed.
Big hugs, sloppy kisses with tongue, inappropriate groping, “inadvertent” pressing up against you, and a flash of the boobs, to the following people (apologies for not linking to you, otherwise I’d be here all day): Le Clown, Sara, Fish, Darla, Boomie, Brigitte, Speaker7 (and Hugo), Rutabaga, Brother Jon, Adam, Carrie, Robin, Meizac, Honie, Timmer, Calahan, Emily, JM, Curmudgeon, Limmster, Bumble, Bill McMorrow, Ericka, Elyse, Vanessa, Margarita, Michelle, John Erickson, Guap, Leo, Joe Hoover, Misslisted, GingerSnaap, Tania, Jen Tonic, Becca, Marie, Cathy, La La, Vyvacious, Val, Red and Mrs. Red, Wendy, LouAnn, Rich, Tracy, Frank, and Nicole.
Many sleazy warm fuzzies to everyone who left birthday comments on the post as well!
Yeah, I laughed, I cried, I laughed, I went “AWWWWWW!!!!!”, I cried, I laughed, I cried. I went through a box of tissues. And they weren’t Puffs with Lotion, so now my nose is all red like Le Clown’s.
I don’t even know what to do with myself. I’m beyond verklempt. I’m zerklempt. Thank you all, so so so so so much. Even if I get viciously murdered later today, you’ve still made this the best day I could ever hope for. Really, I’m not kidding. A million thank yous.
And on a final, bittersweet note, please send your very best juju to my mom, the woman who did most of the hard work 45 years ago. Mom is starting chemo today, and we all know how much fun that is.
I love you all madly. Come on over to my place tonight for cake and a group bath!!