Hello and welcome to another edition of ISAACS INTERVIEWS!! Today I proudly present interview session one with the great and powerful MADAME WEEBLES from the wonderful, hilarious, wry, poignant and occasionally sentimental FEAR NO WEEBLES! Have you ever met MADAME WEEBLES?? If not - you SHOULD! Her site is a fantastic place to be! And just so you know a little back story, MADAME WEEBLES used to be a NYC Cop who once vacationed in L.A.
Friends, I've finally hit the big time. I've been interviewed over at Isaacs Picture Conclusions. Check it out. It's honest, hard-hitting, disturbing, and has a hint of lemon.
If only I’d known I was supposed to lick the back of the frog…
That made me laugh out loud, Guap.
That was a fun interview. I wish I could think up great questions and answers like those!
Thanks, JM–Mr. Isaacs does nice work, doesn’t he?
I got a security warning in my browser after clicking on the link. That’s how BADASS this interview is.
I love you.
Big, puffy vests! I couldn’t agree more. Brilliant interview. I’ve interviewed my cane for tomorrow’s post, but sadly it won’t top this.
I will be going to your blog to read your interview directly. I suspect that cane has many things to say regarding your recuperation.
You got me with the Fowl comment. Dammit. I’m mad at myself. Well done, Madame. Well played.
I have to say I’m pretty proud of myself for that one. Almost as proud as I am to have correctly identified your Titanic photo.
Well, that was . . . that was . . . that was . . . um, something.
It sure was, wasn’t it? Whatever it was, I mean.
I got the security warning, too. I ignored it becuase that’s how I roll. Am probably infected with 1.000 viruses now. It matters not. I didn’t know you were a NYC cop. Ahem. I’ve eater turducken. It’s great!
You are a wild man. Remind me not to go drinking with you, you obviously live on the edge way more than I do. I keep the cop thing on the QT because of that one incident. I’m not allowed to talk about it otherwise Internal Affairs will pay me a visit again.
You know you’ve arrived when…
I know, right??? My life is now complete.
Although i will not defend the puffy down vest, i can explain it. It’s physiology at work, despite the complete lack of aesthetics. Purpose of the circulation system is two-fold — deliver oxygen to all parts of body AND keep extremities warm. When your extremeties get cold, the little thermal management center inside your brain says “WHOA! Send more heat to the fingers! STAT!” When that happens? You will have less heat in your middle, where all the important shit is. So, by keeping the middle part nice and warm, it can more effectively keep the fingers and toes toasty.
“But wait! If you’re THAT cold? Why the fuck don’t you just wear a jacket with SLEEVES that doesn’t make you look like a badly drawn stick figure?”
If you’re trying to DO something with your arms when you’re outside in the cold, like ski or masturbate, it’s always nice to have a better range of motion in your arms.
answers. i haz them.
You are now my official Guru, girlfriend. You haz Wisdom and Knowledge.
i KNOWZ shit. Werd.
I have a puffy vest…but I love olives! Whew!
What a relief, Chica B. We can still be friends. Phew!
Weebles, you are acceptably amusing.
I will be back for the lemon later, oh and to find out about licking the back of a frog, which I noticed on El Guapo’s observations
Hey I hope that you are enjoying the fame Madame Weebles 
xxx