Welcome, dear ones, to the latest installment of Sit Down & Shut Up, in which the Magnificent™ Le Clown and I help you with life’s pressing challenges. Our inaugural column was a huge success and we look forward to assisting you once again.
Today, we turn to the subjects of love and sex—two of the greatest and most powerful forces on earth. Gandhi said, “Where there is love there is life.” Nietzsche: “Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.” And from the great philosopher Steve Martin: “I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.”
If you are plagued by problems regarding love and/or sex (and who isn’t?), we invite you to ask your question below. As always, we are here to serve.