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First, a happy and hearty WELCOME AND FELICITATIONS to all of you who found me through my post on Freshly Pressed!  Thank you very much for stopping by and commenting, and following. I’m sorry I haven’t replied to all comments yet, but I will. I make it a point to respond to every single comment on every single post. Which sometimes takes a while, but it’s a good problem to have.

Second, a new post will be coming soon.  I don’t like to publish anything new until I’ve replied to all comment on my previous post(s), hence the delay.  I won’t tell you what the new post will be about, but I’ll say this much: it will be Hot and Dead.

Third, please pardon the wonky appearance of my blog. I seem to have fucked up my headers and wallpaper. It was a well-intentioned but ultimately ill-fated effort to clean up some unattached and duplicate files in my media library. Order will be restored as soon as possible.

So I’ll see you soon. By the way, you look hot today.

Funny stuff

Madame Weebles —  June 19, 2013

Another interview!  But this time it’s not just me, it’s five fabulous bloggers, including my Sister From Another Mister, that luscious vixen, Darla from She’s a Maineiac. Michelle, the WordPress Daily Post Hostess With the Mostest, interviews us about how we got to be so fucking funny, and what sort of exercise and nutrition regimen we use to stay that way.

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Madame Weebles:

I recently had the pleasure and honor of being interviewed by Mike Allegra, Children’s Author Extraordinaire. Come on over and join us. And if you’re not already following Mike’s blog, you should be. Seriously. Follow him.

Originally posted on heylookawriterfellow:

Dee-licious!

Dee-licious!

Welcome to my new interview show, Waffles with Writers! Every month I will chat with a working writer over a nice, waffle-centric meal.

Today’s brunch guest is Madame Weebles, who is best known for having recently taken the blogging world by storm with her sometimes profound, sometimes profane, and always compulsively readable posts. Decades before she named herself after a 1970s choking hazard, however, Weebles’ writing credentials were firmly in place; her career includes long tenures as both a professional historian and medical editor. These days, in addition to her regular posts, Weebles works as a reiki master and geeks out over the life stories of Hot Dead Guys.

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Mike: Welcome, Madame! You’re just in time. The Belgian waffles are just out of the iron and piping hot. What toppings would you prefer?

Madame: Ice cream and chocolate syrup, please. And maybe some strawberries. And bananas. And whipped…

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Madame Weebles:

Please join me for Part 2 of my interview, where Mr. Isaacs asks more hard-hitting questions.  I’m serious, I still have the bruises.

Originally posted on Isaacs Picture Conclusions:

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Hello and welcome to another edition of ISAACS INTERVIEWS!! Today I proudly present interview session two with the great and powerful MADAME WEEBLES from the wonderful, hilarious, wry, poignant and occasionally sentimental FEAR NO WEEBLES! Have you ever met MADAME WEEBLES?? If not – you SHOULD! Her site is a fantastic place to be! And just so you know a little back story, MADAME WEEBLES used to be a NYC Cop who once vacationed in L.A. to spend Christmas with the estranged WEEBLE-SPOUSE. Things didn’t go so well for them as a bunch of terrorists took control of the high rise building they were partying in and held them all hostage. Luckily MADAME WEEBLES was able to take them down one by one and eventually saved the day!! Eventually she retired from that business and fired up FEAR NO WEEBLES – to the delight of us all!! Graciously, MME Weebles and I recently…

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Madame Weebles:

Friends, I’ve finally hit the big time. I’ve been interviewed over at Isaacs Picture Conclusions. Check it out. It’s honest, hard-hitting, disturbing, and has a hint of lemon.

Originally posted on Isaacs Picture Conclusions:

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Hello and welcome to another edition of ISAACS INTERVIEWS!! Today I proudly present interview session one with the great and powerful MADAME WEEBLES from the wonderful, hilarious, wry, poignant and occasionally sentimental FEAR NO WEEBLES! Have you ever met MADAME WEEBLES?? If not – you SHOULD! Her site is a fantastic place to be! And just so you know a little back story, MADAME WEEBLES used to be a NYC Cop who once vacationed in L.A. to spend Christmas with the estranged WEEBLE-SPOUSE. Things didn’t go so well for them as a bunch of terrorists took control of the high rise building they were partying in and held them all hostage. Luckily MADAME WEEBLES was able to take them down one by one and eventually saved the day!! Eventually she retired from that business and fired up FEAR NO WEEBLES – to the delight of us all!! Graciously, MME Weebles and I recently…

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Madame Weebles:

This is a reblog of one of my favorite posts, about my most beloved pet. November was always a big month for us; her birthday was November 4th, and I adopted her on November 8th. She’s been gone for almost three years now. I wanted to repost this last week but better late than never. Happy birthday/anniversary, my little one.

Originally posted on Fear No Weebles:

I’ve been wanting to write about Kitty Emeritus for a while now. Kitty Emeritus is one of the many names for our dearly departed cat who died more than two years ago at the ripe old age of 19.

Her real name is Pickles. I almost never called her that; I had 2,051,942 nicknames for her. But it didn’t matter which name I used because she ignored all of them.

Pickles and I met on November 8, 1996, at about 6:00pm. That’s the night I went to the ASPCA to adopt a cat. I was in a room lined with wall-to-wall cages of cats and it felt like it would be impossible to choose just one. Finally, after looking at each cat, I decided on a very sweet male tabby. I was about to tell the ASPCA volunteer that I wanted to adopt him when I had this very strong urge…

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A quickie

Madame Weebles —  November 7, 2012

Because who doesn’t love a good quickie?

We had some impressive flooding on my block (fortunately no property damage), and Chez Weebles lost power for a week.  My blog got pretty soggy, but after running it through the clothes dryer a few times I think it’s finally dry.  I’ll be putting up a proper post once I iron it, because it’s hard to type when it’s all wrinkled.

Missed you all so much!

I figured I should put up my Canadica post now while I still have power, so I can socialize with people and stuff.  All comments and chatting will take place over at Canadica rather than here.

Check it out HERE!