We interrupt our regular blogging to bring you this special bulletin:
Frankenstorm/Storm of the Century/Stormageddon will be hitting the NYC area tomorrow night and into Tuesday. Until it hits, I’m going to be spending a lot of time shopping for tiny little life vests for all my Weebles. Because Weebles wobble but they sink like a stone.
There’s a nearly 100% chance that I’ll be without power for at least 24 hours after the storm hits, and I’m already going into Internet withdrawal just thinking about it.
To everyone living in the path of this little weather phenomenon, stay safe!