Robert Cornelius was knocked out of the running in the quarterfinals. How could this happen? Sure, Rupert Brooke was a handsome fella, sure, but more handsomer than Robert Cornelius, the dreamiest dreamboat ever? HOW COULD THIS BE??
Even Mr. Weebles said, “Well, the other guy was pretty good looking.” Et tu, Mr. Weebles?
Look at this face. LOOK AT IT:
How much more dreamy could a man be? The answer is none. None more dreamy.
Below are the matchups for the semifinals. Sigh. I’m going to take a short recess before opening up the polls, because I need time to find an appropriate Victorian mourning gown and a veil.